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Sand Demotivational Poster


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!

FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.

BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”

TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.

TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...


BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich

TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down

MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter

TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm

BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"

DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away

TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++

COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!

TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

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McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, for*****!

HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

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chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


TAGS: sand people
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

wampyre - January 17, 2011, 12:15 pm
In hindsight, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to cosplay as a Tusken Raider today...
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sometimes racism is funny. this is one of those times.
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:30 am
I would have went with Droids.
azpete42 - January 16, 2011, 10:50 am
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:30 am
Sand people?


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:44 am
Natural Disasters: God's way of "Cleaning house".
Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.


THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes

TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!

End of watch -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.73/5

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Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off

SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.

RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.

FOOTPRINTS - Sometimes they lead to a very dry corpse.


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler



TAGS: cyber nations cybernations polaris bob sanders vox populi cybernations
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Michael von Preussen (made by Nintenderek)

GreatWhiteHype - February 2, 2010, 12:36 am
just tried it.... wow not fake
Huh - June 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
See doesn't start with a P.

Sand Castles -


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


TAGS: sand grass barren incompetence
Rating: 3.63/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:40 am
nice one! 5 prayers


TAGS: hummer girls stuck sand
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by andre33

Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:03 pm
There's a Hummer in this picture?
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 11:04 am
True, but being dressed like that it wont be hard to get helped out

CARMEN SANDIEGO - Finally, she's been sighted again!

TAGS: carmen sandiego
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Mr. Kaizer

the ninja - August 30, 2008, 5:24 am
haha, where is she though?
Ur Mama - August 7, 2008, 1:18 pm



TAGS: sand play home flirt fun
Rating: 4.87/5

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yipiyip - May 7, 2012, 10:34 pm
Thanks guys! And I don't know Lord, but I gave this one a lot of thought before posting, which I plan to do with all of my future posters, too. As I'm told, that's the secret. :D
Reality Lord - May 7, 2012, 1:54 pm

one question...how will you ever follow up with such a strong first poster :). very VERY well done
Sho - May 7, 2012, 9:38 am
Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:51 am
Chaching! 5L
Greeny - May 6, 2012, 10:27 pm
rerun - May 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

WOW!, homerun on the 1st poster.

The Nephilim -

TAGS: hair nephilim sandwich
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - March 6, 2015, 5:23 pm



TAGS: barbershop quartet enter sandman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

LiquidSquid - December 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
I want one of those suits. Maybe the baby blue one.
Hawamleh - December 24, 2010, 7:30 am
there is too much molestation when you're a goat, but you wouldn't know that.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:27 pm
Haha! Merry Christmas. (:
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
No response I can think of would be appropriate...happy Holidays Claire!!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 5:24 pm
There's no such thing as too much molestation, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 5:15 pm
I like it. 5L....I need to sleep now.....Off to never never land! (not to be confused with the ranch, I've had my fill of Molestation)

A SINGLE TEAR - A picture is worth a thousand words; A single tear is worth a thousand pictures.

jolly old elf? cia spook? -

TAGS: sandy claws
Rating: 5/5

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observingthisplanet - January 14, 2014, 5:43 pm
"My favorite song?" Oh, I don't know... I guess it's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the police.


SUBWAY FLOODING - Am I the only one worried about the C.H.U.D.s? Can they breath underwater?


TAGS: mutton lettuce tomato sandwich
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:09 pm
"Haff fun stor-ming da cassle."
spinninnzen - April 7, 2011, 8:48 am
There so perky! 5L's with a chocolate coating... makes it go down easier.

HOLY COW - socks and sandals, really?

TAGS: socks sandals cow
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Klara

thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 10:34 am
Please check your PMs, Klara.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
Get the f*** off me!!!!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
OF course they're shocked... nobody wants that up*****!
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 7:07 pm
The chickens look shocked...LOL 5/5

NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?

TAGS: sandra bullock jesse james cheater
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 12:21 pm
I just asked the wife, she told me to go for it too! I don't think she was serious though.
Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 11:58 am
I agree, go get 'er Jake.
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:51 am
very true. oh well best of luck to you jake. go get her.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:39 am
Whatever, she's available again right? Nice! Is my tie on stright?

PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter

TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
d*** giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...

Conflict -

TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

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Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-

SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.

TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsup***ised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your a**.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own d*** business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own ****.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!

TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


TAGS: beach sand water wedges
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - May 7, 2011, 6:52 pm
nice fea5!

MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one

TAGS: september eleventh two thousand one
Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...

BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

TAGS: make me a sandwitch aswell
Rating: 3.71/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


DAMN! - That Carmen Sandiego is looking FINE!!!!

Perspective -

ETERNITY - It seems like love can never end. But one day the tide will come in.

TAGS: hearts in the sand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:56 pm
And this one is one of the best that I have seen on this site so far. That, and never feel the need to apologise for something as minor as this. Also, I apologise for replying after such a vast period of time. (There may or may not be some sarcasm here).
Rick69 - April 17, 2013, 6:52 pm
There is a difference between "not a fan" and "disappointed". Neither you, nor anyone I can remember on this site, has ever disappointed myself. Simply, I much prefer fewer posters of the highest quality in comparison to a large amount of average ones...
pickleviper - March 24, 2013, 9:22 am
Thank you for your honesty, Rick. I'm sorry I normally disappoint you.
Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:28 pm
Honestly, not always a fan of your vast quantity of posters... But this here is something outstanding... I await more like this... Really nice one...
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 7:00 am
Yeah, 5 waves of an indiscernible neap tide. Roll on, PV.
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 6:27 am
5 waves PV
Zetmonk - March 22, 2013, 5:48 am
My word. From happy to depressed in 3 lines flat.
Sho - March 21, 2013, 10:46 pm
thats a 5 from me

No beer or snacks for you! -

Resaganrun -

TAGS: ruren carl sagan bologna sandwich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:11 am
One of the best pokes at Rerun, Greeny!
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:08 pm

d***, I look good in a suit
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:42 pm
Ahhh Rerun...it'll be cold soon and like the walking dead, we will move on to another body soon enough...teehee. 5L'd the poster Mr. Greeny

Grilled Cheese Sandwich -

TAGS: image grilled cheese sandwich
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 11, 2014, 5:29 am
I just earned a 1st class ticket to hell by LMAO at the foto. 5 piLgrimages and fav'd...

Foiled -

TAGS: spam sandwich wrap somebody reynolds
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - August 31, 2014, 10:29 pm
peggy inspired, don'tcha know
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:15 pm

Grounded -


TAGS: sandburg poem fog cat
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:10 pm

Thanks very much, GaryO and RL!~
GaryO - September 19, 2013, 8:30 am
well....this is....beautiful, aand, I was gonna make a trite poster. Now I can't. I'v been...demotivated.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2013, 7:39 am

real nice.

NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -

TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.


Be Careful -

HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...


TAGS: golf course sandy sand trap club calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:50 am
thx! some fortunate circumstances lead to this text.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:40 am
Nice one skinny

HOPELESSLY - devoted to you

sand castle -

I get this strange feeling -

TAGS: knife sandwitch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:13 pm


LEgo -

TAGS: food mcrib sandwiches
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - November 14, 2013, 10:31 pm
We can only hope....
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 10:22 pm
Frozen McRibs look like they were made with a 3-D printer.


TAGS: a thousand thumbs up to ya thanks
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 4:47 pm

(sigh) I didn't get that memo!
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 5:40 pm
It's a thankless and (it seems to me) fairly unrewarding job. Obviously not everyone feels the same way about the moderators. That's okay! I'm simply saying "Thank You". Keep up your good work.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
You don't? Dammit! TOC lied to me!
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:05 pm

Thankfully being a moderator does not require one to give up fornicating
forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:50 am
LOL. Who 1Led this?!? Shame on you!

ADAM SANDLER - the older he gets, the funnier he used to be

TAGS: sandler
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - September 26, 2012, 12:26 am
I think it's much easy to be a funny teenager than a funny adult.



TAGS: sandwich myself
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - February 12, 2013, 5:45 pm
hey man!... it's a woman job...hehehe
GaryO - February 12, 2013, 9:55 am
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:17 am
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Great!

You need a license? -

Vin Diesel -



TAGS: sandwich love girlfriend
Rating: 4/5

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WereSteaminCleveland - August 27, 2011, 11:54 am
'a lot' or just one phail? i suck.
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 2:40 am
Speeling fale x too.


TAGS: remorse shame sand head
Rating: 3.89/5

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iyamtebist - April 11, 2014, 2:30 am
No but I buried my head in the sand to protect myself from terrorists.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:19 pm
CPTinshano - June 29, 2012, 9:54 pm
Nice, I loled.

Quicksand -

AMBIVALENCE - Because nothing says faith in God like an arsenal of automatic weapons.

TAGS: gun sandyhook politics nra 2nd
Rating: 3.75/5

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timsangry - February 11, 2013, 6:42 pm
Ummmm, automatic pistols? Nice try lefty.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 10:25 am
Tab ~ send this over to Politifake - but don't be surprised if you get low ratings. Try Religifake too. 5L for this poster!
Bolverk3778 - February 11, 2013, 5:35 am
Nothing wrong with being a member of the Faith and owning automatic weapons, it's when you start to hear a voice that purports to be God, telling you to break the second commandment that the problems start!!!
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:15 pm
"Home of the brave"


TAGS: footprints sand crankyhead
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:28 am
It's brilliant.
Hawamleh - March 8, 2011, 6:00 pm
I think you have destroyed my mind trying to make sense of this whole situation...
crankyhead - March 8, 2011, 4:53 pm
i dunno, it's what came to mind when i saw the ph**o. i'm not even religious.
crankyhead - March 8, 2011, 4:49 pm
you know that story about the two sets of footprints on the beach and then there's one set of footprints and buddy's like, "jesus you abandoned me when i needed you" and Jesus is like "naw man, piggybacks" this is a very weak attempt at the snow version.
Derek - March 8, 2011, 3:23 pm
Too subtle for me. Cranky?


TAGS: sand in the va jay jay
Rating: 3.68/5

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GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
so True, so True..... 5! Tide Washed Castles


THE LOGO OF BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - "To Infinity and Beyond!"

TAGS: infinity buzz lightyear ampersand
Rating: 3.46/5

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Justflipit - April 30, 2011, 1:47 pm
Stared at my keyboard and noticed the ampersand which was followed by giggles :D




SAND - For when you run out of play-pens

SANDWICH MAKING... - Starts Young.

TAGS: sandwich boy young eating
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bolverk37782 - January 27, 2012, 10:58 am
Nothing wrong with being self-sufficient, at least he won’t starve. But he’s really over doing the lettuce!! More meat!!
forseti - January 27, 2012, 1:55 am
Where the hell is his mom or sister??
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:01 am
That a childhood ph**o of Dagwood?

QUICK SAND - A lot of good this charts does you once your already in it.

TAGS: quick sand
Rating: 2.23/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:26 pm