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5butjam - Feb 14, 2013 9:45pm, #243475

I love the picture I used, took it from http://xmegalopolisx.deviantart.com/ I'd recommend him for some beautiful architectural ph**ography

5butjam - Jul 16, 2012 5:42am, #237330

Best I've seen in a long time

5butjam - May 28, 2012 2:13pm, #235300

Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!

5butjam - Apr 29, 2012 9:08am, #233937

Usually, posters like this merit a 2 or 3 from me... but d*** MissPriss, I laughed pretty loudly at that one. You have brightened up my day!

5butjam - Apr 22, 2012 7:07pm, #233694

Nice one Rick... potential Hall of Famer this one!

5butjam - Apr 16, 2012 7:26pm, #233442

What can I say, I have the best advice!

5butjam - Apr 15, 2012 10:00am, #233322

Not bloody likely.

5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 8:20pm, #233283

Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!

5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:58pm, #233274

Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!

5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:56pm, #233273

Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!

5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:56pm, #233272

Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!

5butjam - Apr 12, 2012 12:55pm, #233090

This would've been better if the picture didn't already have text on it and if you had laid out the poster text better, rather than cramming it onto two lines

5butjam - Apr 12, 2012 8:44am, #233073

Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny

5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:35pm, #233064

Eh', feels like you've stretched yourself too far here, like you chose a picture and a title and couldn't think of anything else. Doesn't really fit or make me laugh, it's fine to let an idea die (or to pass it on) if you have trouble with it

5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:33pm, #233063

I'd say that the pic you've selected... isn't stupid enough to match up to the text. Not a 'pic unrelated' gaff but I think you could've spent more time finding an image and then added an extra line with a bit of a zing to make it memorable

5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:31pm, #233062

5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!

5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:30pm, #233061

Nice poster RD... I'd say the only problem with it is that when you take a step back and look at it are you really adding anything to an already funny image? I gave this 4L after my first read but going over it I'd probably change my mind.

5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:20pm, #232951

I think you two were only really around for a couple months after I joined so it would be close to 2 years now... nice to see old regs coming back!

5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:16pm, #232950

Axe,I don't want to come off critical or anything, just a piece of advice, once you've chosen your text stick it into Google to check that you've got all your punctuation and stuff right, some people will downvote the joke because an apostrophe is missing

5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:14pm, #232949

Perfect picture there Cavey, 5 proud lionesses... with manes.

5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:50pm, #232863

Woah... erm... Okay, nobody else think this is a tad inappropriate?

5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:43pm, #232862

When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...

5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:38pm, #232861

Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!

5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:33pm, #232859

Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!

5butjam - Jan 24, 2012 5:00pm, #228045

I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.

5butjam - Mar 24, 2011 5:37pm, #215140

(Proud face)

5butjam - Nov 9, 2010 6:24pm, #202133

Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!

5butjam - Sep 7, 2010 5:47pm, #192726

I didn't know you read Cracked KFD, with all your unph**oshopped images!

5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:39pm, #191627

The 72 times got me, nice work, 5L

5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:30pm, #191620

Tetris was created by a Russian, Pzy.

5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:26am, #191540

Nice poster, 5L.

5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:26am, #191539

I think Zook's comment would've made a better caption, just my opinion.

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 8:40pm, #191476

Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 8:39pm, #191474

I liked it, nice fit between caption and picture...

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:40pm, #191361

Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:26pm, #191360

Nice picture and caption Nade, 5 from me

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:23pm, #191357

Don't get it sorry, and caps?

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 10:03am, #191314

Don't worry RR, just banter, no animosity here I don't reckon, but thanks for the warning.

5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 9:59am, #191312

I was, I've been terribly irresponsible all weekend I'm afraid. Anyway, I know Trash, just begging to not get bumped down too much, heh'

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 7:10pm, #191234

Oh Trash, forgive me a wrong apostrophe! You can be so cruel sometimes...

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 5:10pm, #191221

Cheers Zook

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 5:00pm, #191217

Barely made sense I'm afraid, it's a shame Zook, you're pretty d*** good.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:59pm, #191216

Meh', overused joke unfortunately, I'm sorry.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:58pm, #191215

Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:57pm, #191214

In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:56pm, #191213

Hey Anon2, probably haven't noticed me around as I don't vote or comment much, but as some friendly advice, chickfakes aren't immediate 5 lions, even ask Cubby. There was a lot you could've done with this picture to make it demotivating or funnier.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:53pm, #191212

Fantastic Crank, 5 little lions on tiptoes, trying to get on the big boy rides!

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:51pm, #191211

Pardon my french, but what the frik is that at the end there? mayeb I'm just in a bad mood, but that somehow ruined a bad poster.

5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:49pm, #191210

Beautiful work Zook, popped on just to see the state of affairs and you brighten my day. 5 lions that...fell down the stairs.

5butjam - Jul 13, 2010 4:43pm, #184516

Cubby...this pixellation is...well....(cough)

5butjam - Jul 7, 2010 8:00am, #183524

Ah', I see the apostrophe now...I feel uncool and belittled...erm...erm ACTIVATE CRUISE CONTROL, BECAUSE I AM WAY TO COOL FOR PATHETIC LOWERCASE!

5butjam - Jul 6, 2010 8:23am, #183415

I have this on a bag...

5butjam - Jul 5, 2010 8:21am, #183342

I like this ain't right fellow...although he doesn't say much...

5butjam - Jul 5, 2010 8:15am, #183341

What is it with people's lack of apostrophes and failure to remove 'Cruise control'?

5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 7:01pm, #182712

I don't think this was done in a political manner, so I reckon that's why the mod has let it slide, it would've been a shame to lose this to Politifake...

5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 12:32pm, #182683

Remind me to never mention bre***s again...

5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 4:58am, #182631

Consider this one of the exceedingly rare times I'll give anything that isn't uproariously funny or demotivating 5 lions...

5butjam - Jun 7, 2010 6:36pm, #179419

I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...

5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 5:01pm, #178766

SURELY WITH IT'S CRU...Okay, sorry, that joke died on the last poster. It's not that bad, I would've given 2.5L's, but pessimistic rounding down...

5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 5:00pm, #178765

Hah', whoops, did I do this?

5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 8:02am, #178700

BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL! Of course, you still have to steer....

5butjam - Apr 26, 2010 2:00pm, #173629


5butjam - Apr 20, 2010 1:14pm, #172551

I have to concur with Face, I know I'm not experienced or anything but surely this could've been made funnier?

5butjam - Apr 19, 2010 5:37pm, #172167

Awesome and de-motivational, 5 sad and depressed lions...

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 5:11pm, #171526

Hope, hah'. It's fine, no girls allowed on the internet, cootie free zone, hence my love of Canada's offer. And I grow them out of increasing agoraphobia, hence why I reply so fast...

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:52pm, #171519

Is that an offer? Because I can get us that much latex you wouldn't believe it! Y'know...if you're into that stuff(wink)

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:43pm, #171517

heh', my schools policy, entry year+first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first. I'm surprised you didn't mention Mac the Apple, a face cut out by my inch long nails. Isn't he beautiful?

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:38pm, #171514

(turns eyes away from Canada's avatar) You're an example to us all(mutters sarcastic comments under his breath)

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:29pm, #171512

d***...you no longer sound like the fun parents...I'll have to reconsider, but you should know you've just missed out on a semi-professional latex technician

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:18pm, #171508

Alcohol inside of her? What will it take to be adopted?

5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:02pm, #171499

It involves a careful blend. Namely the alcohol [emphasis]inside[/emphasis] the woman.

5butjam - Apr 14, 2010 1:35pm, #171276

Pardon my obnoxiousness, surely Tourette's syndrome?

5butjam - Apr 13, 2010 6:27pm, #171115

Yahoo? Disgusting...

5butjam - Apr 12, 2010 6:19am, #170880

...and with more wish I get more shoe, more dollar and more grammar?

5butjam - Apr 12, 2010 4:57am, #170877

Woah woah woah, don't nspire me to do actual work! Procrastination is difficult enough....

5butjam - Apr 11, 2010 5:44pm, #170791

Probably would've been better with an actual picture of the guy....

5butjam - Apr 10, 2010 7:55pm, #170616

I do believe it's a witty comment on an exceedingly famous poster, as to feign ignorance, not to insult the rights those brave people stood for

5butjam - Apr 10, 2010 7:51pm, #170615


5butjam - Apr 9, 2010 10:23am, #170385

Heh', I feel good now, just glad to have done something wothwhile at work, the chemicals have got me rather high at the moment... Thank you for your wrist movements, nice to know it's worth possible CTS

5butjam - Apr 9, 2010 9:28am, #170374

Ah', thankyou, I've been browsing for quite some time and did this on an impulse, I think demotivational cynicism is fun!