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5butjam - Feb 14, 2013 9:45pm, #243475


I love the picture I used, took it from http://xmegalopolisx.deviantart.com/ I'd recommend him for some beautiful architectural ph**ography



5butjam - Jul 16, 2012 5:42am, #237330


Best I've seen in a long time



5butjam - May 28, 2012 2:13pm, #235300


Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!



5butjam - Apr 29, 2012 9:08am, #233937


Usually, posters like this merit a 2 or 3 from me... but d*** MissPriss, I laughed pretty loudly at that one. You have brightened up my day!



5butjam - Apr 22, 2012 7:07pm, #233694


Nice one Rick... potential Hall of Famer this one!



5butjam - Apr 16, 2012 7:26pm, #233442


What can I say, I have the best advice!



5butjam - Apr 15, 2012 10:00am, #233322


Not bloody likely.



5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 8:20pm, #233283


Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!



5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:58pm, #233274


Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!



5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:56pm, #233273


Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!



5butjam - Apr 14, 2012 2:56pm, #233272


Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!



5butjam - Apr 12, 2012 12:55pm, #233090


This would've been better if the picture didn't already have text on it and if you had laid out the poster text better, rather than cramming it onto two lines



5butjam - Apr 12, 2012 8:44am, #233073


Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny



5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:35pm, #233064


Eh', feels like you've stretched yourself too far here, like you chose a picture and a title and couldn't think of anything else. Doesn't really fit or make me laugh, it's fine to let an idea die (or to pass it on) if you have trouble with it



5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:33pm, #233063


I'd say that the pic you've selected... isn't stupid enough to match up to the text. Not a 'pic unrelated' gaff but I think you could've spent more time finding an image and then added an extra line with a bit of a zing to make it memorable



5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:31pm, #233062


5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!



5butjam - Apr 11, 2012 9:30pm, #233061


Nice poster RD... I'd say the only problem with it is that when you take a step back and look at it are you really adding anything to an already funny image? I gave this 4L after my first read but going over it I'd probably change my mind.



5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:20pm, #232951


I think you two were only really around for a couple months after I joined so it would be close to 2 years now... nice to see old regs coming back!



5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:16pm, #232950


Axe,I don't want to come off critical or anything, just a piece of advice, once you've chosen your text stick it into Google to check that you've got all your punctuation and stuff right, some people will downvote the joke because an apostrophe is missing



5butjam - Apr 8, 2012 7:14pm, #232949


Perfect picture there Cavey, 5 proud lionesses... with manes.



5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:50pm, #232863


Woah... erm... Okay, nobody else think this is a tad inappropriate?



5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:43pm, #232862


When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...



5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:38pm, #232861


Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!



5butjam - Apr 6, 2012 9:33pm, #232859


Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!



5butjam - Jan 24, 2012 5:00pm, #228045


I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.



5butjam - Mar 24, 2011 5:37pm, #215140


(Proud face)



5butjam - Nov 9, 2010 6:24pm, #202133


Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!



5butjam - Sep 7, 2010 5:47pm, #192726


I didn't know you read Cracked KFD, with all your unph**oshopped images!



5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:39pm, #191627


The 72 times got me, nice work, 5L



5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:30pm, #191620


Tetris was created by a Russian, Pzy.



5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:26am, #191540


Nice poster, 5L.



5butjam - Aug 30, 2010 7:26am, #191539


I think Zook's comment would've made a better caption, just my opinion.



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 8:40pm, #191476


Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 8:39pm, #191474


I liked it, nice fit between caption and picture...



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:40pm, #191361


Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:26pm, #191360


Nice picture and caption Nade, 5 from me



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 12:23pm, #191357


Don't get it sorry, and caps?



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 10:03am, #191314


Don't worry RR, just banter, no animosity here I don't reckon, but thanks for the warning.



5butjam - Aug 29, 2010 9:59am, #191312


I was, I've been terribly irresponsible all weekend I'm afraid. Anyway, I know Trash, just begging to not get bumped down too much, heh'



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 7:10pm, #191234


Oh Trash, forgive me a wrong apostrophe! You can be so cruel sometimes...



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 5:10pm, #191221


Cheers Zook



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 5:00pm, #191217


Barely made sense I'm afraid, it's a shame Zook, you're pretty d*** good.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:59pm, #191216


Meh', overused joke unfortunately, I'm sorry.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:58pm, #191215


Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:57pm, #191214


In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:56pm, #191213


Hey Anon2, probably haven't noticed me around as I don't vote or comment much, but as some friendly advice, chickfakes aren't immediate 5 lions, even ask Cubby. There was a lot you could've done with this picture to make it demotivating or funnier.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:53pm, #191212


Fantastic Crank, 5 little lions on tiptoes, trying to get on the big boy rides!



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:51pm, #191211


Pardon my french, but what the frik is that at the end there? mayeb I'm just in a bad mood, but that somehow ruined a bad poster.



5butjam - Aug 28, 2010 4:49pm, #191210


Beautiful work Zook, popped on just to see the state of affairs and you brighten my day. 5 lions that...fell down the stairs.



5butjam - Jul 13, 2010 4:43pm, #184516


Cubby...this pixellation is...well....(cough)



5butjam - Jul 7, 2010 8:00am, #183524


Ah', I see the apostrophe now...I feel uncool and belittled...erm...erm ACTIVATE CRUISE CONTROL, BECAUSE I AM WAY TO COOL FOR PATHETIC LOWERCASE!



5butjam - Jul 6, 2010 8:23am, #183415


I have this on a bag...



5butjam - Jul 5, 2010 8:21am, #183342


I like this ain't right fellow...although he doesn't say much...



5butjam - Jul 5, 2010 8:15am, #183341


What is it with people's lack of apostrophes and failure to remove 'Cruise control'?



5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 7:01pm, #182712


I don't think this was done in a political manner, so I reckon that's why the mod has let it slide, it would've been a shame to lose this to Politifake...



5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 12:32pm, #182683


Remind me to never mention bre***s again...



5butjam - Jun 30, 2010 4:58am, #182631


Consider this one of the exceedingly rare times I'll give anything that isn't uproariously funny or demotivating 5 lions...



5butjam - Jun 7, 2010 6:36pm, #179419


I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...



5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 5:01pm, #178766


SURELY WITH IT'S CRU...Okay, sorry, that joke died on the last poster. It's not that bad, I would've given 2.5L's, but pessimistic rounding down...



5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 5:00pm, #178765


Hah', whoops, did I do this?



5butjam - Jun 1, 2010 8:02am, #178700


BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL! Of course, you still have to steer....



5butjam - Apr 26, 2010 2:00pm, #173629


Dyslexic...



5butjam - Apr 20, 2010 1:14pm, #172551


I have to concur with Face, I know I'm not experienced or anything but surely this could've been made funnier?



5butjam - Apr 19, 2010 5:37pm, #172167


Awesome and de-motivational, 5 sad and depressed lions...



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 5:11pm, #171526


Hope, hah'. It's fine, no girls allowed on the internet, cootie free zone, hence my love of Canada's offer. And I grow them out of increasing agoraphobia, hence why I reply so fast...



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:52pm, #171519


Is that an offer? Because I can get us that much latex you wouldn't believe it! Y'know...if you're into that stuff(wink)



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:43pm, #171517


heh', my schools policy, entry year+first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first. I'm surprised you didn't mention Mac the Apple, a face cut out by my inch long nails. Isn't he beautiful?



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:38pm, #171514


(turns eyes away from Canada's avatar) You're an example to us all(mutters sarcastic comments under his breath)



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:29pm, #171512


d***...you no longer sound like the fun parents...I'll have to reconsider, but you should know you've just missed out on a semi-professional latex technician



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:18pm, #171508


Alcohol inside of her? What will it take to be adopted?



5butjam - Apr 15, 2010 4:02pm, #171499


It involves a careful blend. Namely the alcohol [emphasis]inside[/emphasis] the woman.



5butjam - Apr 14, 2010 1:35pm, #171276


Pardon my obnoxiousness, surely Tourette's syndrome?



5butjam - Apr 13, 2010 6:27pm, #171115


Yahoo? Disgusting...



5butjam - Apr 12, 2010 6:19am, #170880


...and with more wish I get more shoe, more dollar and more grammar?



5butjam - Apr 12, 2010 4:57am, #170877


Woah woah woah, don't nspire me to do actual work! Procrastination is difficult enough....



5butjam - Apr 11, 2010 5:44pm, #170791


Probably would've been better with an actual picture of the guy....



5butjam - Apr 10, 2010 7:55pm, #170616


I do believe it's a witty comment on an exceedingly famous poster, as to feign ignorance, not to insult the rights those brave people stood for



5butjam - Apr 10, 2010 7:51pm, #170615


You're...



5butjam - Apr 9, 2010 10:23am, #170385


Heh', I feel good now, just glad to have done something wothwhile at work, the chemicals have got me rather high at the moment... Thank you for your wrist movements, nice to know it's worth possible CTS



5butjam - Apr 9, 2010 9:28am, #170374


Ah', thankyou, I've been browsing for quite some time and did this on an impulse, I think demotivational cynicism is fun!